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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.