What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute