How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.