What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears