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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.