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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.