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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.