What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.