What do you call a walking talking rat?

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar