He's born with Diss-lexia
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He got the sack.
Bear with me...
This guy
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
He's really good at swatting.
