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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei