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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision