What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.