How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars