What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.