Being black.
They wine too much.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
