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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing