Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!