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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.