How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.