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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

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What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.