What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks