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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!