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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

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What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.