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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue