What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture