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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles