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Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

Dill Doe Jokes More Dill Doe Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a pickled deer?

Dill Doe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.