Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.