Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.