Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)