March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.