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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.