What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.