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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie