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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie