A redhead who can tan.
Air Force Juan.
It was a Fiesta
General Lee speaking.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A ginger snap.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.