What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice