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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!