What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...