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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie