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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie