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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.