What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.