What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.