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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.