Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.