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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.