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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.