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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.