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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.