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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.