What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.