What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

A retarded gorilla