A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
Italians.
Because they literally can't even.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Haram Bay
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
The cold shoulder.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
A genetically modified vegetable
A retarded gorilla.