What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

They're both Paris shooters