Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
He told her he *can't elope*.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
He Apollo-gized.
To find his rubber chicken.
They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because 7 ate 9...
A key.
It was leave your keys at the door.