Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
My ghosh
An Or-phone.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Toilet trees.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
