What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.