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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH