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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Call triple neighhh!

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Allahwho akbar

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Outlaws are wanted.

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By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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He drops the base when doing logs.

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Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

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Don't be koi.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)