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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*