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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH