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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.