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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.