What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!