What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.