Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error