What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Tumblrina Jokes More Tumblrina Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.