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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.