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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.