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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.