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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.