What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe