What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.