What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!