Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an Axe