How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an Axe

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe