How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.